Am I a shoe, or purse or a hat?!
“It’s like all my life everyone’s old me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?"
I can do my own laundry (perks of living at hostel), I can do anything now!!
I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn’t anything I can't do."
I slept today, so am I a zombie?
"You decorate dad’s office and now you’re a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday and now I’m a koala bear.”
After 6 semesters in engineering, I am determined to get one!
“I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”
*Sits in the corner and stares at the couples...*
“Being alone sucks!”
Relatable, quite frequently I might add...
“It’s like there is rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.”
I too said maybe...
" Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, I said maybe.”
Now that's it. Wait, I didn't help the lady put on the thong *thoughtful face*
"I am quitting. I just helped an 81-year-oldwoman put on a thong, and she didn’t even buy it.”
And that's why I have my F.R.I.E.N.D.S
“I shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.”
Every single day *reaches for tissue*
“I could so easily freak out right now.”
Jennifer, you have your ways of stealing our hearts. Happy Birthday!
*Imagines the Mondler's twins playing with Emma while Joey doesn't share his food and Phoebe has cuffed Mike*